8 May 2009

What They Really Mean…

A guide to the lies you will be hearing:

It has since been corrected - I knew it was going to come out and it was such a blatant fiddle that I realised I had to repay the fraudulently claimed money before it came out.

The Fees Office approved the payment - the Fees Office always take the word of “honourable” members.  They always make the payment without question.

It was a clerical error - it was a small fiddle.

Lessons have been learned - we have got away with it, but we won’t do it again.

We need to have two homes to do our job properly - why stay in a hotel when we can build a property portfolio at the public’s expense?

Claims were made in good faith - we have always got away with it in the past.

It was within the rules - MPs make the rules to suit themselves. MPs are  lawmakers, judge and jury.  It is a joke at our expense.  They really are almost all at it.

Tonight further revelations are coming out about the millionaire minister who is scared of going out of her house.  Guess whose paying for her security….

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